He screwed up politics, now you can screw him back!
Meet Donald CHUMP, a real American Douchebag. With authentic orange skin tone, tinyhands, and an unhinged jaw, this love doll is tailor-made to satisfy all of Putin's needs ..and you!
Complete with the great wall of CHUMP cut out, not only can you fuck this doll in the tweeter, you can also decorate the joint with the packaging.
The Donald CHUMP love doll has been endorsed by a diverse collection of assholes throughout history, including Kim Jong-Un, The Axis of Evil, Marla Maples, American Knights of the Ku Klux Klan, Mitt Romney, Ivana Chump, The Confederate National Party, and Kanye West.
"He can knock up one of my daughters anytime!" -- Sarah Palin