"I am not a cougar. My boyfriend just hasn't been born yet."
You know you're a Cougar when your ultimate pickup line is that you have Halo 5 and a bottle of Sunny D in your condo.
This Cougar Kit will help provide you with the sexual satisfaction you've been prowling for, including:
- A silicone cock ring to keep your cub at the ready
- A Vibrating couple's ring for shared pleasure (something you'll have to explain to him.)
- A Textured Cock Cage - sure to rub you the right way even if he doesn't know how.
- And a premium Cooling Lubricant should you experience a hot flash!