Meet the sex toy Vanity Fair calls "bigger than a 2 liter bottle of Sprite."
Think you've mastered the art of extreme penetration? Meet the Great American Challenge Dildo. This 5 pound mountain of purple plastic terror is guaranteed to leave you quivering like a bowl of jelly.
Just how big is it? At 15 inches, try "reality show" big. If that doesn't scare you its 8 inch girth should. The huge, sturdy base allows it to support itself so you can enjoy hands-free self-destruction.
Weighing in at 5 terrifying pound, A magnificent and frightening dildo like this only comes once in a lifetime - probably because there aren't many survivors.
Hold it, caress it, use it as a hat rack or double it as a bar stool. You simply won't believe it. May we suggest lube?
Please note: This is an oversized sex toy. Returns and exchanges related to its size will not apply. Ever.