Meet the sex toy Vanity Fair calls "bigger than a 2 liter bottle of Sprite."
You know what you want: 10 inch dildos are for virgins and 12 inchers are downright Un-American.
When you need extreme penetration you need look no further than the Great American Challenge Vibrator.
Weighing in at 5 terrifying pounds with two powerful vibrating bullets, this dildo is definitely #1.
Made from supple jelly material, a magnificent and frightening dong like this only comes once in a lifetime
Just how big is it? With a 15" by 8" shaft you'll probably need a lamaze class to insert it but we think it would probably make a better bar stool.
Thankfully, The huge, sturdy base allows it to support itself so you can enjoy hands-free self-destruction.
It's huge. It's mean. Its the American Challenge. May we suggest lube?
Please note: This is an oversized sex toy. Returns and exchanges related to its size will not apply. Ever.