Hard labor just got a lot more fun.
Real men come in all shapes in sizes, just like these realistic Average Joe Dildos.
We know not every customer wants the biggest sex toy on the shelf but everyone wants a product that's affordable, phthalate-free, and most importantly: realistic.
Each Average Joe dildo has it's own unique personality because it's molded from, you guessed it, a real, live Average Joe. You'll get all the sexy, quirky and sensational details you'd expect from a real penis: veins, pronounced head, balls and all!
Ready for the heavy equipment? Average Joe's "Victor the Construction Worker" don't need no stinkin' permit to lay this pipe!
Victor is packing a very stout 7" by 1.75" shaft with a curve that feels like dynamite against your g-spot.
Victor is skin-safe and comes complete with a harness compatible suction-cup base. You're sure to have hours of fun with your favorite new construction worker!
For best results, always use this dildo with a water-based lubricant and follow with an anti-bacterial sex toy cleaner.