She could be the best date you ever had.
Miss Judy No-Holes is the perfect escort for your next humiliating night on the town. She may be short on personality but she never, ever complains and she won't roll her eyes at your jokes.
Perfect for Stag Nights, handcuff her to the groom for an instant bachelor party companion!
(We should mention that Judy is PG rated and non anatomically-correct.)